black number one

The prevalence of black in the wardrobe probably clashes with the ever-present grin, which seems to generate some confusion and amusing attempts at pickup lines and conversation. Postmodern? Beatnik? Nihilist? Hell no.Not into Kerouac, Bukowski, or Nietzsche, not bothered that you are. I don't think appearances are all that deceiving, but it's hilarious what people will assume. I prefer British period drama to Sid and Nancy, dig the sounds of Creedence, and teach little kids about God on Sunday morning.

If you only knew....