buy a house for the price of a VCR...

Apologies for the spamtasticness format here, but if this isn't signs of the times, I don't know what is. Houses cheaper than cars, get-rich-quicks coming back to haunt. Everyone trying to get one over, realizing they can't, and now they're trying to get out...

 

$9900 / 8br - 5 suiter cheap!!!!!trade ??? (cleveland soulth east) (map)

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Date: 2012-06-23, 1:40PM EDT
Reply to: fsnjg-3096424117@hous.craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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cheap 5 suite, three 2 bd, one 1 bb. and one effincy, needs some re hab, ,updated plumbing, needs finished. 54th and fleet area.might trade for a big twin harly or street rod, have much more invested in this property, just have no time to finish,...calls only....listing for a friend...NO EMAILS....call or leave message... 54th (google map) (yahoo map)

• Location: cleveland soulth east
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3096424117

$6500 / 5br - 2000ft² - my loss is your gain (westside cleveland) (map)

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Date: 2012-06-05, 6:27PM EDT
Reply to: ddk6z-3003239413@hous.craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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The house is mostly rehabbed.Everything is brand new.All the house needs is drywall a kitchen a bathroom & carpet.i updated the windows,sidingreframed the whole inside.I have over 30 grand invested in the house and i paid off all the property taxes & they were almost 8 thousand.I got in over my head in real estate & tried to take on to many projects at once.so now i dont have the time to fix all of the houses at one time.My name is erik you can contact me at .The house is still on the condemned list.Ive already brought most of the sites up to code.thank you for your time have a nice day!
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• Location: westside cleveland
• it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3003239413

 

Hello
I have a single family home and I'm willing to trade for a Truck or Generator either or will do. It is a Handyman special, feel free to contect me at 216- INVESTORS will be welcomed for anymore question.
Thank you for time, 

$2900 / 3br - 1200ft² - $$Cheap House $$ (Cleveland) (map)

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Date: 2012-06-20, 2:13PM EDT
Reply to: 8dttj-3090018772@hous.craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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Bye a house for the price of a used car. This home is a great investment that needs to be rehabbed. It sits between two newly renovated houses owned by city programs. Its a 3bd 1bth with a ARV of $40-50,000. The address of the property is...  First cash in hand offer takes it.

Call ASAP with cash if you want it

$1300 / 3br - $$$$$$PLEASE BUY MY UGLY HOUSE$$$$$

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Date: 2012-06-20, 2:58PM EDT
Reply to: excelldynamic@gmail.com ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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THE PROPERTY IS LOCATED AT  AM LOOKING TO SELL FOR 1300 OR BEST OFFER REAL UGLY HOUSE SOMEONE MIGHT SEE POTENTIAL IN I MIGHT EVEN HAVE ONE OR TWO MORE UGLY HOUSES FOR SALE


or make an offer and its yours
LOOK AT IT CHECK IT OUT DEED IN HAND CHECK TAX RECORDS NO LIENS JUST BUYYYYYY........ 

2br - LETS TRADE YOUR COUNRTY HOUSE FOR MY CITY HOUSE

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So THIS IS MY DEAL I HAVE A 2 BEDROOM 1 BATH GOOD SIZED BACK YARD, THE HOME IS OLD AND WE HAVE OUTGROWN IT. ON A QUITE STREET WITH MANY WONDERFULL PEOPLE LIVING ON THE STREET FOR YEARS.


THE HOME NEEDS COMPLETE REDONE BUT IS LIVEABLE AS IS A NEWER FURNANCE HARDWOOD FLOORS LANDSCAPE THAT COMES BACK EVERY YEAR BACK OF YARD HAS LOTS OF GREEN THE HOME IS CLOSE TO DOCTORS SHOPPING SCHOOLS CASINO AND IS REALLY FOR SOMEONE ELDER OR COLLEGE KID ITS ON THE ORDER OF A LARGE APARTMENT EVERYTHING ON 1 FLOOR MAYBE YOUR TIRED OF WALKING UP AND DOWN STAIRS.OR CLEANING A LARGER HOME.


I WOULD LOVE TO TRADE FOR A LARGE OLD HOME ITS OK IF IT NEEDS WORK MINE DOES TO IF ITS LIVEABLE IM GOOD WITH IT AND I WOULD LIKE TO TRADE TO SUMONE WHO MAYBE IS THE COUNRTY SETTING LIKE DAYTON OHIO THAT WANTS A HOME IN THE CITY I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO COUNRTY SETTING MAYBE SUMONE DOSNT NEED THAT LARGE HOME ANYMORE AND IS LOOKING TO DOWNSIZE A BIT THAT WOULD BE GREAT WITH LOTS OF LAND MY KIDS NEED PLENTY OF SPACE IT HAS TO BE IN OHIO.

SO LETS TRADE JUST CAL  I WILL ALSO TRADE FOR BUSINESS

ONLY SERIOUS TRADERS ) NO EMAILS) TEXT AND CALLS ARE OK ) OPEN TO ALL OFFERS) 

8br - 3000ft² - Motivated Seller!! Awesome Handyman Duplex Deal~~~~~~ (St. Clair)

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Date: 2012-05-20, 9:04PM EDT
Reply to: fbp5r-3027859509@hous.craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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4/1 Each Side
Needs $2K
Last Tenant Trashed House & Yard
Current Tenant Has Pit Bull (Not Allowed)
And Is Being Evicted
Drive By & Follow Up
If Interested
758-60 Linn Dr.
Will Entertain ALL SERIOUS OFFERS
Land Contract Or Cash

$500 / 2br - 1000ft² - Cheap 2 family house for sale or rent

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Date: 2012-06-21, 3:22PM EDT
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Rent to own a 2 family home. Please be advised that the downstairs is the most disgusting house I have ever been inside. The upstairs is slightly better. The owner wants to sell this property fast and is willing to allow someone to finance it for $1000 15 months, then you will have the house free and clear, less any unpaid taxes. If you have cash, we will let it go today for $12,000. The property gross rents are $1,000, $500 each unit. If you can keep both units rented and keep the taxes paid, in 2 years, you will be positivly cash flowing forever. I am not sure if I mentioned how disgusting the place is right now. I would love to tell you the smell is not that bad, but it really is. Other than the gross smell, all the garbage everywhere, it really is a terrble place. Oops, I mean great place. You may think you hate it now, just wait till you see it. If you want to rent it, we will give you free rent for 3 months if you will clean both units. Now that I think about it, it really isn't that disgusting. Oh, who am I kidding.

Please call Jamie 216-773-4312. Please know that I do not answer every call, I never answer restricted numbers, and I return all calls. My advice to you is go drive by, if you come out of the neghborhood alive, your doing good. I kid, it is quiet neighborhood, just disgusting house. Don't be afraid, make us an offer. We will be nuts not to take it, although you may be nuts to do the deal.