“There was once, in the country of Alifbay, a sad city, the saddest of
cities, a city so ruinously sad that it had forgotten its name. It stood
by a mournful sea full of glumfish, which were so miserable to eat that
they made people belch with melancholy even though the skies were
blue...
And in the depths of the city, beyond an old zone of
ruined buildings that look like broken hearts, there lived a happy young
fellow by name of Haroun, the only child of the storyteller Rashid
Khalifa, whose cheerfulness was famous throughout that unhappy
metropolis, and whose never-ending stream of tall, and winding tales had
earned him not one but two nicknames. To his admirers he was Rashid
the Ocean of Notions, as stuffed with cheery stories as the sea was full
of glumfish; but to his jealous rivals he was the Shah of Blah.”
Rushdie's known for being obtuse and top-heavy but this tale is one of my favorites and is reverberating with me right now, when I think of him being unable to speak and tell stories when his subscription runs out, and I was stupid enough to sign up for my first creative writing workshop ever and now I can't think of anything to write which is absolutely terrifying. I have three days and shards of ideas that I know I can't spin into anything worthy of being ripped apart. I'm probably my own harshest critic as it is, I wouldn't want to write something I wouldn't read or play in a band I wouldn't listen to. OH THE AGONY.
"'Anybody can tell stories….Liars, and cheats, and crooks, for example.
But for stories with that Extra Ingredient, ah, for those, even the best
storytellers need the Story Waters
If only it was that easy, because right now I feel more like the Shah of Blah than the Ocean of Notions.
Prunella Vulgaris's compendium, or: A companion for the ingenious of either sex. The newest experiments in japanning, to imitate the Indian way, plain and in speckles, rockwork, figures, &c. The art of persuming and beautifying. Divers receipts in physick and surgery, with many other useful things. To make enamel of divers colours for gold, silver, or other metals. To which are added, many curiosities, and rare secrets, known to few, but very profitable and pleasant.
VULTORIC KILLS
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